As I was sitting near the lake
A noise disturbed my peace
A shirt removed at water’s edge
The wonders never cease
A group of three stood at the lake
And one stood at the edge
Then in a flash another came
And pushed him off the ledge
So tumbling in the lake went he
He then came up for air
But since he shoulders were still dry
His dunk was deemed unfair
So down again so pushed was he
And then he could get out
And that’s the strangest thing I’ve seen
In recent days here’bouts