A scenic South Dakota town
Goes by the name of Wall
And it’s renowned for a drug store
That’s more or less a mall
In it you’ll find a small chapel
And merchandise galore
Not to forget the jackalope
And backyard dinosaur
Not only that, but water’s there
It’s ice cold and it’s free
But if you want to pan for gold
You’ll have to pay a fee
There are billboards for ole’ Wall Drug
Across America
And its greatness is even known
In far off Canada
So if you ever see a sign
For Wall Drug just know this
You’ll not regret a pilgrimage
It’s not something to miss