Perhaps this will be the last time
To this subject I turn
And never more again will I
Discuss the DC burn
Perhaps this is the very end
Of our AC problems
And then we’ll keep our focus on
Refuting all the dems
Perhaps this is the final stretch
Of melting in the heat
And comic poems on cooling ducts
I’ll never more repeat
Perhaps we can, on next Monday
No more the office shun
‘Cause this time’s fix was funded by
A donated organ