My new-to-me phone is quite old
It’s age dates back to when
Ole Donald Trump was President
And some of y’all were ten
My new-to-me phone is quite old
But it can call and text
And even though it doesn’t fold
Its screen won’t tear when flexed
My new-to-me phone is quite old
But it still gets work done
It could have been a whole lot worse
And retro vibes are fun
So I will use this moto old
To telecomms connect
But hopefully my next new phone
Won’t be so badly wrecked