A giant rounded metal tube
With wings that make it fly
At least that’s what they say they do
But I believe they lie
How can those flimsy metal things
They say lift off the ground
Do anything but go straight down
(They cannot flap I’ve found)
So I’ve gone into deep research
And I’m a simple guy
So Occam’s Razor, will explain
Though experts ignorance will feign
Just follow logic’s simple train
That airplanes cannot fly
But what can defy gravity
There aren’t lots of options
The only working theory is
Invisible dragons
Those scaly reptiles harnessed right
Can float themselves along
And using their draconic wings
They prove the “science” wrong
So when you fly the friendly skies
Your dragon you should thank
And ask the scientists just why
They’ve pulled this wacky prank