When my fam’ly goes on a trip
We clean out all the food
And so when I returned this week
My dinner was quite crude
I found a hot dog in the back
And also decayed meat
Left in the fridge for a long time
Twas food for the elite
I also found a block of cheese
That we had left behind
And quite a few tortilla chips
Were all the food I’d find
I may exagerrate a bit
But this part sure is true
Until I make it to the store
I’ll just have to make do