It’s coming soon, too soon, too soon
It’s coming on Friday
And when it comes what shall we do
And what are we to say
Well if you’re Bing then we’re ready
With barrels full of T
And if you hail from GMU
Or say you’re with Army
What we’ve cooked up for you poor fools
You’ll have to wait and see
And UTSA should beware
And Rochester cower
‘Cause Liberty’s JV squad comes
In power to devour