The dreary rain is falling down
But I am cozy home
Within my dorm there ain’t drizzle
So I don’t think I’ll roam

Fortune today has smiled on me
Though I heard an alarm
They managed to contain the fire
And stop a further harm

But all I heard was screaming then
“WHY’D YOU PUT WATER THERE”
Then more alarms go ringing out
As shouts rip through the air

The minutes pass, the yells die down
And peace returns again
The fellas aren’t always too smart
Least every now and then