The Musketeers go off and fight
Honor and glory bound
But sometimes what they light upon
Perhaps ought not be found
They say affairs in France are norm
But to this Western taste
The infidelity of all
Does not appear quite chaste
And duels are always quite benign
But murder for papers
Does not seem quite the conduct for
The so-called noble sirs
But I will lay my gripes aside
And surely recommend
The latest play production though
Its run on Sunday ends