I can’t describe the things I’ve seen
But vaguely as surreal
It started with a phone call made
During the evening meal
I had to pitch a thought I’d had
To candidate and friend
But little did I know right then
Exactly how it’d end
The call spiraled with policy
And market logics too
To culminate in invite made
To Green a journey do
We made our way to distant land
Arriving at the place
That would eventually boggle
My fragile mind’s headspace
Once we were there we talked my case
And Phineas and Ferb
And constitutionality
And traveler’s short blurb
And yo-yo tricking icon friend
And ancient drama too
And Gerry Mander’s list of skips
I swear I tell you true
Sodexo had incentives made
And contacts were exchanged
The only words I have for it
Are “totally deranged”