There’s something shiny in my hair
There’s something shining right in there
It came from sparkling orbs above
That moved with my head’s shaking shove
In wake of shocking alien plans
To take us up and give us tans
With high UV spectrum light beams
Which makes you levitate it seems
And shocking masked up performers
Are what did greet us past the doors
Which we had passed without a thought
So innocent into the rot
This was a grand adventure and also had dippin’ dots which was an overall win.
Other honorable mentions include the alien who I didn’t notice and then thought was a mannequin and the grilled octopus which I was too late to try.
(to clarify the bit for my confused readers: the school dining hall had an alien themed event that I went to tonight)
Also, having seen how much we’re paying our football coach, it makes sense that he was one of the masked aliens that they used for the knock-off dancing with the stars.