Parts one and two aren’t mine to tell
Part three is mine indeed
So here’s a conversation that
You now will get to read
“I’ve called you here today to tell
Of something in my life
That isn’t something truly bad
Or a large cause of strife
I mentioned it was coming soon
A couple days ago
But then I never got around
To do the saying so”
“I’ve stressed somewhat about you though
Your crypticness worried
What is it that has caused today
That you afore buried”
“Don’t worry for my long-term health
My family is fine
The tale I have to tell today
Is silliness of mine”
Ironically I won’t tell what
But all I have to say
Is if my friend had nickels then
She had one more that day