If I’m the evil twin then who
Is Fatrick Joseph Poos
Except the good twin of the pair
Who isn’t Patrick Foos
Who goes around in sweatpants and
Is focused on his work
And doesn’t drink the paint water
Or eat rot fish with fork
Yes Fatrick is the wiser one
Who gets all of his sleep
And never says a nasty word
Or digs a hole deep
And Mr Poos is better too
At doing for debate
His cards initialed with his sign
That nobody could hate
His tone is always pleasant and
He is not jealous once
He doesn’t say unthought out things
That make him look a dunce
I try to replicate the Poos
In many ways although
I’m not quite where I ought to be
And of all that I know
Q: Did I actually drink paint water?
A: No comment.
…
but if I did, it was from watercolors