There’s cheddar and there’s muenster too
There’s brie and parmesan
There’s mozzarella, colby-jack
The list goes on and on
My fridge has over ten of them
The final count was twelve
Thirteen if queso counted twice
Wedged in between the shelves
The baby bells and cottage type
Were there along with blue
And feta, prov’lone and cream
I really tell you true
So what if I don’t have real snacks
I have this, if you please
I have a stash of this foodstuff
I have a stack of CHEESE