Technology is not my friend
It’s hates me very much
It doesn’t work as I would like
And I treat it as such
I only want it to complete
The task it’s made to do
Without spitting an error back
That isn’t even true
I’d like my tech built like a truck
With solid steel supports
Instead of leaving me to file
A dozen bug reports
A fly swatters a handy thing
It doesn’t glitch or break
A candle works or doesn’t but
It doesn’t lie or fake
A pulley pulls with simple math
A lever does its job
A doorknob turns consistently
And doesn’t my time rob
My python terminal works too
And prints the things I need
‘Technology is what I hate’
Ten thousand times to read