I have a simple ask for tech
Just do your basic job
Don’t go deleting ebook files
To make me think I’m robbed
Keep your screen on when I tell you
Don’t randomly turn off
Don’t break alignment and fall down
When I decide to cough
Consider that I own you and
You life is in my hand
I can endumpster you right now
Send you to a wasteland
So listen good and listen well
To what I’m ‘bout to say
I simply want your function done
Before the end of day