The bus departs in early morn
Continues on its course
Completing in few hours time
What’d take a day on horse
We stop for food to make a lunch
And got the road again
To Tennessee we have to go
In hours driving: ten
With just a little bit to go
We take a final rest
Before we make the final leg
Complete endurance test
A slapping game, a count attempt
The games become absurd
As destination comes in sight
Our sanity obscure
But conference will begin on time
And we will make it there
Success is found by dinner’s start
‘Cause we’ve got time to spare