The Costco lines are always fun
The food is in the crates
To be divided into parts
And put upon our plates
Free samples there to start you off
Before your food court time
Where you can get a hot dog for
Exactly fifteen dimes
That’s as you watch your fifteen pounds
Of hummus and of guac
Your cart a’loaded with it
You can’t see where you walk
Which is a risk to life and health
When in the parking lot
Where drivers move in sketchy ways
And move at speeds too hot
But if you make it out of there
You won’t regret the haul
Cause going down to Costco is
Always a joy and ball