I met my boyfriend Thursday night
Just sitting near the rot
His friendly face and brilliant smile
Just ripped away my thought
I introduced myself to him
He asked me on a date
I asked him what his major was
And saw him hesitate
He said that he does lots of things
Is graduating soon
And that was all enough for me
I practically swooned
We dined in bliss I’d never seen
His talk was full of thought
He picked his food with oh such care
As if the first he’d got
I asked him where his dorm room was
Off-campus though, he claims
Which all the better I believe
For he’s a car and aims
He showed up to my classes too
Though he still needs a map
Perhaps he’s simply tired and
Just only needs a nap
I texted him today but still
He hasn’t yet replied
I asked around to find him but
By no one he’s been spied
I looked him up on Instagram
A doppelganger found
His lookalike’s in high school
That turned me all around
Perhaps what really happened is
The BFAW that I made
Is really someone who is in
The young eleventh grade