Did you know that Domino’s has a wedding registry? I didn’t either, but now you know.
Not sure why this exists, but I guess it makes money?
Similarly, did you know about the Vegas Taco Bell wedding package? They don’t provide a marriage license, but they do have a chapel, sauce packet garter and bowtie, T-shirts, a cinnabon cake, and tacos, so if you ever find yourself a spouse interested in getting married and/or renewing their vows in a Taco Bell, look into it (I guess).
I don’t care about climate change, planetary boundaries, or the inherently exploitative nature of wage labor. That being said, the anti-capitalists will not find a stronger soldier than me if they manage to get me in this ‘chapel’