As I was browsing through my bookmarks I rediscovered the existence of the bug-a-salt line of salt shooting insect destroyers, and while my bookmark was set to view the CO2 powered revolver version, I decided to check out how the product line had developed in recent years.
What I found I cannot unsee. You will not be able to unsee it either.
Behold:
The BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION 3.0
What the heck guys.
From the description:
Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your “Light or Dark” blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.
and also
- Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
- New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
- “Just the tip” orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
- One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
- Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
What the heck guys.
In case you were wondering, yes, it does come in two tones, light and dark.
Also in case you were wondering, the reviews are something else — I’ll let you look at those yourself though.
As for me, I think I’ll leave the classic salt gun with laser sight on my wish list for the time being.
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