They say that Gabe and I are what
Is common between rounds
They might be right I will admit
Despite how bad it sounds
But every time we go debate
A zany thing occurs
Whether it be going for SPEC
Or goofed up disclosures
The condo interp is done wrong
The Texas PIC competes
They don’t add liabilities
Which takes out their ‘we meets’
The teams that don’t read plan texts too
Or condo outweighs T
And somehow we have never lost
‘Cause we’re a subsidy
The plankless multi-plank CP
That said that warming’s good
And all the counterplans we run
But don’t ask if we should
I swear someday we will debate
Without making a mess
But ere we reach that distant day
We’ll dance in goofiness
Note
I don’t even remember what the plankless multi-plank CP was, but I feel like it had something to do with Navy bombing a cross-ex at Kentucky in a way that was clearly mistaken but not obviously exploitable.