I wish my friends read all the books
Exactly when I do
To stop me from the lonely shock
I can’t believe is true
Perhaps I ought to start a club
For reading of the books
And then when I describe these things
I will get fewer looks
Take for example Alec Forbes
Who braved a raging flood
Upon the Bonnie Annie hull
With many bumps and thuds
What did he do? What else happened?
Well even if I told
It wouldn’t make a lick of sense
Despite being pure gold
So if you want to read old books
A few chapters a week
Then you should send a message here
Or otherwise me seek